Walrus: *throws a rock on Manson's car*

Manson: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

Walrus: it's just pure mindless vandalism

Manson: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU MENTALLY DEFICIENT?

Walrus: if i were i would have miss your car

 

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Walrus, Manson and Ludovic standing in front of the freezer where they're keeping someone they killed

Manson:

Ludovic:

Walrus:

Walrus: oh wait there's my Cornettos!

 

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Walrus: i have a plan

Ludovic: i have the hospital on speed dial

 

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Ludovic: so you think it's a trap?

Manson: definitely.

Ludovic: you're wanna go spring it?

Manson: absolutely.

 

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Walrus: i'm sorry, i just sneezed and liked your post by mistake

Ludovic: and commented "damn daddy" on all my selfies?

Walrus: i have the flu

 

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Sierra: What do you think you are doing?

Manson: Well I was gonna put this bottle rocket into this carton of eggs, so then when I lit the bottle rocket, the eggs would explode everywhere.

Sierra: Oh, well that's very interesting. And what brought you to this experiment?

Manson: Oh, well thank you for asking. Well,  you know how I'm filled with rage and I'm so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it so, eggs.

 

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Walrus: Hey, how much money do you have?

Ludovic: Uh, 69 cents

Walrus: You know what that means -

Ludovic: [tearing up] I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

 

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Manson: Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

 

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Manson: I'm going to bed.

Ludovic: It's noon.

Manson: Time isn't real.

 

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Manson: shut up

Walrus: i didn't say anything

Manson: you were thinking. it's annoying

 

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Manson: That was my sarcastic voice.

Ludovic: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.

Manson: I've been told that.

 

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Manson: could you tell us why you're late

Walrus: someone told me to go to hell, i couldn't find it at first but now i'm here

 

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Ludovic: hi can i make a reservation

employee: sir this is a funeral home

Ludovic:

Ludovic: can i make a reservation

 

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Walrus: i agree with Manson

Manson: now that makes me question whether i'm even right

Walrus:

 

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Walrus: look at this pretty rock, Ludovic gave it to me

Ludovic: i threw it at you

Walrus: he's so innocent and sweet